Black Jokes Humor : The Wedding Test

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THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger
sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had
to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is...............

Always keep your condoms in your car..

Monetary, this is hilarious........where are you by the way?
 

BLAQ LOVE POURAHTREE

Nefertum Husia Shayheh
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(fore myself)

If she chooses you,
out of everybody,
upfront undeniable,
walked up to you,
toes to toes,
smiled then reached,
for your right ear,
and whispered a promise,
opened up your hands,
put four rings in it,
about face,
stood upright on heels,
the ride of your life truly,
"what you see?"
she whispered,
he stepped to whisper his answer in her right ear too,
"if you have booty then you can palm my grips-
if not then i'm stepping out as the answer,
when i come back i will be like wine sealed,
are you the truth or do you see me as the thrill?"
she about face then answers,
"try me now or try me later,
as the greatest test of your life,
the ding in your mind,
thumping in your heart,
i will hear you when your balls answers,
centered in my palms,
do you understand my grip,
with the four rings in your palms squeezed,
cause if you play me,
i will sever your word,
with the strongest crush you ever had,
i promise to love you,
as i never had a crush on anyone before,
so you are the lucky one,
will you marry me King???"
He looks in his hands,
then into her beautiful eyes,
down at his word in her cold soft palms,
gulps with a smile,
showing all teeth,
while feeling the revolution below,
answered promptly,
"I Do Queen. You are deadly beautiful."
And she smiled wider than a universal shockwave,
what a wed-ding test fore you.
 
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