Brother AACOOLDRE : The Scorpion Egg Joke in da BIBLE

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Jesus the son of Ananias- Beginning in 62AD, this Jesus had caused many problems in Jerusalem walking around the city with non-stop doom-laden mantras of destruction and Woe's to Jerusalem for 7 years and 5 months!
A voice from the east, a voice from the west, a voice from the four winds, a voice against Jerusalem and the holy house, a voice against the bridegrooms and the brides, and a voice against the whole people.” - Jesus the son of Ananius
Josephus, Wars of the Jews 6.3.

Jesus the son of Ananiuswas beaten by the Jewish people and whipped and beaten by the Roman authorities and the only response the governor Albinus could get from him, in between the blows and whip lashings was“WOE to Jerusalem”

He died during the siege of Jerusalem as he was walking around the wall of the city proclaiming his endless WOES!
He was struck in the Head from a ballista ball hurled by a Roman Siege Engine - (catapult).



The woes of Jesus Christ in Matthew chapter 23, are mirrored to Jesus the son of Ananias who circled around Jerusalem proclaiming woes for over 7 years until he was struck dead by a ballista ball nick-named the(egg)
because the ballista- ball gave birth to destruction when Hatched or launched from a catapult weapon of the Romans nick-named the(Scorpion).
Jesus Christ said
Luke 11:12-
Or if he (Jesus son of Ananius)shall ask an egg, will he (Titus Flavius)offer him a scorpion?
Get the Joke?to the Romans this type of humor about
their enemies was very typical.

Jesus Christ was being used as a “Literary Weapon”by
the Romans to be cruel and mock Jesus the son of
Ananias as the Woe saying Jesus!
Here are the woes of Jesus Christ - A mean spirited mockery of Jesus the son of Ananias.
Matthew 23:13-30
13 "But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you shut up the kingdom of heaven against men; for you neither go in yourselves,nor do you
 

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