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Security robots used to ward off San Francisco's homeless population - Jogging humanoid robots

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https://finance.yahoo.com/news/security-robots-being-used-ward-195814833.html


 
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This world is truly one wacky place.

https://www.knightscope.com/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knightscope

www.mashable.com/2017/12/15/knightscope-robot-fired-san-francisco-sidewalks/

Security Supervisor: Officer Jenks why didn't you try to save Robbie The robot?

Pissed off security guard: Not for nothing chief but if you expect me to save this job stealing $60,000 a year bag of silicone chips when I gross 8K a year you got another thing coming.

Mad as hornets security supervisor: You're fired

Relieved and now officially unemployed security guard: Good, with welfare and unemployment benefits I'll rake in a cool 35K a year sitting on my butt while your working your shift and my shift.

Drowned Robot: I had to pee bossman.

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Dopey robot not minding it's business: Is that a gun in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Crazed cyber crook: STFU and give me your BitCoins.

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Balah Jebudin the local Syrian undocumented alien: That's it, just take this box of ticking clocks to the CEO's office.

Gullible Nexus 13 robot with suspected ties to Al-Qaeda: Are you sure about this Mr. Jebudin? Can a robot have sex with 72 Arab virgins? Where do I put my?

Balah Jebudin the local Syrian undocumented alien: STFU already and get those ticking clocks to the hateful antagonistic CEO.

Gullible Nexus 13 robot with suspected ties to A-Qaeda: Hesitates thinking of delirious sex with 72 Arab virgins and forgets his mission.

Balah Jebudin the local Syrian undocumented alien: Pushes the now profusely sweating and soon to short out his circuits Gullible Nexus 13 robot with suspected ties to Al-Qaeda robot through the front and yells "Allah Akbar"

BOOM!!!!!!

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Moral of this story: Never hire a gullible Nexus 13 robot who is still a virgin himself with suspected ties to Al-Qaeda

 

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The jogging humanoid robot video that is ‘terrifying’ the Internet
By Peter Holley


Few things succeed in riling up the Internet faster, unleashing a unique cocktail of amazement and terror, than a new Boston Dynamics robot video. In the past, the tech company, owned by Japan’s SoftBank Group, has released videos showing its robots climbing stairs, executing perfect back flips and opening doors with shocking facility ...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m_term=.11aba7bfa61e&wpisrc=nl_evening&wpmm=1

(Boston Dynamics)
 

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