Black Jokes Humor : Perfect Match

QUEEN ABENA

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Sep 26, 2005
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Brooklyn, NY
A lonely older woman, decided that it was time to
get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP 50 +
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS MUST APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
dismay she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman
sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

The older woman said,"You're not really
asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
you....you have no legs!"

The older man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on
you!" :run:
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you
still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big
broad smile and said,
"I rang the doorbell didn't I ??? !!!!"
 

dunwiddat

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Sep 17, 2012
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A lonely older woman, decided that it was time to
get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP 50 +
MUST NOT BEAT ME
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS MUST APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her
dismay she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman
sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

The older woman said,"You're not really
asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at
you....you have no legs!"

The older man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on
you!" :run:
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you
still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big
broad smile and said,
"I rang the doorbell didn't I ??? !!!!"

They say black men have a third leg...lol:lol::lol:
 

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