Black Poetry : New Cow Groove Theory

alyce

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~inspired by a documentary...and, my sista/friend Ms. Hunter~


on cow farms the world over
something’s going on
that’s older than time
when we look to the animal kingdom
there’s plenty we can find…

I call it the “ new cow groove theory”
and it’s alive and well
try to fool a bull
with a heffer he’s already had ~
old boy can tell

you can’t even spray
his old lady in new cow juice
he just won’t go near her
she won’t be able to seduce

you see, he wants a new cow
to satisfy his need to sire
it’s just part of his make-up
his natural desire

I was udder~ly amazed
when I saw this on TV
wondering about the
similarities between the
bulls, the cows and me

I remembered all the
bulls I’ve known, and
all the situations…
and every time a
fling was ‘new’ there
were no complications…

There’s something to this
theory, and today
this is my vow….
This heffer gonna make
good & **** sure my
groove is smoove “new cow”



alyce, 2001 (c)
 

Hunter

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"YEAHLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

Only you can speak about male *BULL-schitt* with rhyme!!!

DAYUUM!! YOUR PANTIES ARE TOOOOOO TIGHHHHTTTTT!!

Yes sista-gurl....my partner in rhyme!! Co-founder of NEW COWS UNLIMITED...forget the BLACK GURL GUIDES....we don' graduated from the chocolate mint cookies.....time to wash dat schitt down wit some .....

*milk* ;)

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