MAKE ME A GRAND BABY...

[Isaiah]

I wanna change some diapers... I wanna warm up the milk, and burp 'em...and lay the little fella on my chest, and let him fall asleep on my chest... I wanna walk him down the street, and hear how cute he is - look just like Grandpa, chip off the old block(smile):shades:

Problem is, I'm depending on my daughters to make my dreams come true, and they're too into their careers to help a brotha out... I'm thinkin', "get a boyfriend, or some artificial insemmination, and make me a grand child, goll darnit!" My mama and daddy didn't have to deal with all this junk... Me and brothers and sisters couldn't wait to present them with lot pretty brown packages... Now, their babies done had babies, and ol' Zeke still waiting... I'll be too old to play with grandson - or granddaughter(which if things continue along the same path, that's what my girls'lll have...mo' girls...)

Wondering if any of you have this experience??? Why am I feeling this way??? It's weird...but I did dig my babies, braiding and puttin' them little girlie things in their hair - ****, they was cute then -pickin' 'em up, and galavanting about town with 'em like my father did me... I would sing to 'em, play my drums, and watch 'em dance their little funny dancing, teach 'em how say and spell them BIG words(CAT DOG SKY CAKE COOKIE CANDY!) Finally learned how to stop callin' me "DALLEE", and I became "daddy!" Wooo, sad day that was...they was grown up, then(smile!)

Cool, I'm over them...I just want them to do what they came here to do, and procreate... Come on, let's go, make me some grandkids... Geez, I'm so frustrated...(smile!)

Peace!
Isaiah

 

[IfUComeSoftly]

LMAO... My mama never had to worry about that b/c i got married and had them before i should've; however my best friend is a guy and his mama is ALWAYS talking about having some grandbabies. She claims mine as her own. She wants them so much.
I rarely talk to men with children--thinking maybe only two--not because i didn't want to it's just who i meet AND their mothers always like.. when you and such and such gonna have me some grandbabies.... on top of that.... for some reason men just ask me to marry them and have their babies.... i mean what the hell is going on? do i have baby maker stamped on my forehead? not that i dont want to have babies... by the right man... and i've found him... BUT is it in the water????/

are you wading in the water too zay?

 

[Isaiah]

LMAO... My mama never had to worry about that b/c i got married and had them before i should've; however my best friend is a guy and his mama is ALWAYS talking about having some grandbabies. She claims mine as her own. She wants them so much.
I rarely talk to men with children--thinking maybe only two--not because i didn't want to it's just who i meet AND their mothers always like.. when you and such and such gonna have me some grandbabies.... on top of that.... for some reason men just ask me to marry them and have their babies.... i mean what the hell is going on? do i have baby maker stamped on my forehead? not that i dont want to have babies... by the right man... and i've found him... BUT is it in the water????/

are you wading in the water too zay?

Hmmmmmmmm, sounds like you need to come to the cave, and let me examine that forehead of yours -

Peace!
Isaiah

 

[IfUComeSoftly]

Slow down you little whipper snapper... ol' rootie poot you...

Hmmmmmmmm, sounds like you need to come to the cave, and let me examine that forehead of yours -

Peace!
Isaiah

i was told to be weary of old freaky men bearing gifts... smh... whatcha trying to give me flowers for? i still am gonna tell that you had that young woman chained to the wall of the cave. i know you said that she said that she liked it... i could see an euphoric glimmer in her eyes... BUT something foul is still afoot. LOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Isaiah]

i was told to be weary of old freaky men bearing gifts... smh... whatcha trying to give me flowers for? i still am gonna tell that you had that young woman chained to the wall of the cave. i know you said that she said that she liked it... i could see an euphoric glimmer in her eyes... BUT something foul is still afoot. LOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

IfYouComeSoftly, I am officially closing down my Cave... No more Sex Talk for me at Destee's.... I'll stick to history and culture from now on, and stay outta these forums.... Nice rapping with you, sister, we'll do it again

Peace!
Isaiah