Nope! I ain't gonna be able to do it! That wouldn't be me, I would become you! I sincerely believe that there is a time and place for satire, aka "sarcasm", in your opinion. I strive to be brief and direct, like my mentor Malcolm X!You know what I'm realizing, you really aren't a bad guy, you really are not. A little irritating at times, but deep down you are anxious for dialogue. Let me suggest that you start more Threads and lighten up a bit with the sarcasm ... That would be a great new lease on life here that all would appreciate.