Black Poetry : Eve & Howard (Legal Eagles)

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hear, hear

court is now in session

the honorable Howard McClain is present

to ease everybody's guessin'

about whether or not Eve's salad dressing

is really all that

rat tat tat tat....................

order order

lawyer :

your honor milady Ms. Eve would like to plead not guilty of all stats

these proceedings are way off.............



[Howard coughs]

Howard :

what do you mean? are you saying i'm soft?

lawyer :

to the contrary

but don't you think it's a bit out of the ordinary

that this female prettier than any fairy

you've ever seen

isn't acting out a part in your movie scene

what do you think this means?

Howard :

well, for starters, her blue jeans

are definitely packing

what i've been lacking

all of my life

but from what i hear she's already somebody's wife

what do you want me to do

bring her husband in and find a way to sue

for the right to pursue

his soulmate?

lawyer :

of course not, but you have to admit yourColgate

has the flouride it takes

to make sure she spends her life sailing on lakes

of pleasure



Eve looks up at her lawyer, obviously irritated that her secret treasure

is up for discussion



her lawyer looks down blushin'

[speak]

er.......... is everything alright?

i was just trying to effectively debate your plight

of finding a man that's right

for your.....um........ disposition



Eve shifts her position

[speak]

now look here sir...............



as Eve debates with her lawyer, Howard and the bailiff smilingly concur

that she's the flyest kitten

he's ever seen in this court

but the ring on her mitten

says she's already smitten

does he really have to abort

the concept that says the two of them could be sittin'

in an Infinity G-35 one night

with the sunroof open, conversating under star lights



Your Honor!!!!!!!!!!!



Howard looks up mesmerized by Eve's pearly whites

Eve :

i must protest!!! this isn't a court of law

it's just an elaborate setup to allow you to effectively paw

at my heart

lawyer :

uh.........you'll have excuse my client,

[the lawyer winks at Howard]

she's a tasty SweetTart

but unfamiliar with "court" procedure



yes. she is at that, Howard thinks to himself. but this exquisite creature

could be the school teacher

he's been yearning for. her awestriking features.........



suddenly, Howard felt embaressed. it was obvious to the court that his heart was in Eve's bleechers

cheering her soul



Eve looked up into Howard's eyes and knew at that moment that his hold

on her was justified



[suddenly the courtroom doors burst open]

Eve's boyfriend :

your honor!!! i demand this case be retried!!!!!!!!



to be continued



love,

eve & howard
 

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