Two preachers were hammering a sign in the ground in front of their Church that read THE END IS NEAR. TURN AROUND BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.. A passing motorist waved his fist at them and yelled "Why don't you leave us alone, you religious nuts?" Then he sped around the corner. Suddenly there was a squeal of tires and a loud splash. One preacher said to the other "Do you think maybe the sign should just say 'Bridge Out?'"