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    Black Jokes Humor : Little Old Ladies

    Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'...
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    Destee Network : Southern Soul

    Hello everyone I would like to invite you to a place where Blues artist and bands come together and have fun, also for members to hear some good music and enjoy the house. Please join me. Thank you Terri aka dstny http://southernsoulblues.ning.com
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    Black Jokes Humor : Husband

    A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what...
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    Black Jokes Humor : The snake and the bunny

    One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped Over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. 'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you, But I'm blind and can't see.' 'That's perfectly all right,' replied the...
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    Black Jokes Humor : The Winner Is...

    A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's A 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motor home ! I've won a motor home !' The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?' But the blonde keeps...
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    Black Jokes Humor : Radar Trap

    A Knoxville , TN policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road...
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    Black Jokes Humor : Mental Health Outsourcing:

    I was depressed last night, so I called Lifeline; got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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    Black Jokes Humor : Ladies in a Sauna

    THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. 'I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'...
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    Dessert Cookie Cake Recipe : Incredible Ice Cream Sandwich Sundae Dessert

    This is so so so good on a hot summer's day! Enjoy! SERVES 12 -15 Ingredients: 19 ice cream sandwiches (regular "or" neopolitan) 1 (12 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed 1 jar chocolate fudge topping 1/2 jar strawberry ice cream topping (optional) 1/2 jar...
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    Black Jokes Humor : Italian Boy's Confession...

    'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The Priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out...
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    Black Jokes Humor : Visit with the Gyn

    A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, ' you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me.' 'Well...this one's kind of strange Doc....' 'Let me be the judge of that,' the doctor replied. 'Well,' she...
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    Black Jokes Humor : NEW BOOTS...

    An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' Margaret looked...
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    Black Jokes Humor : Little Johnny and the fruit test.

    One day teacher said to the class, "Class, we're going to play a name game! I'm going to hold something behind my back and give you some clues, and you have to guess what it is, okay?" "Okay teacher!" replied the class. "Okay class, I'm holding something behind my back that's a fruit...
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